You know we love us some Top Shelf action, especially when they’re filled with words like this:

“I like my nails to be healthy, shiny, and sturdy, especially for survival scenarios, you know? You gotta have nails that can do some damage. I know we want our nails to look good, ladies, but you never know when you’re going to need to claw someone’s eyes out.”

To read more about Aubrey Plaza’s hilarious beauty routine, follow the link below.

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